thedailywhat:

C*ckblocking Bear of the Day: Purity Bear returns with some sass to prevent a couple of mild-mannered adults from throwing their lives away for some meaningless, natural sex.

Seriously, don’t these registered voters know that [enter completely made-up statistic that will ultimately do far more damage than a few minutes of a safe and healthy expression of normal human sexuality ever could here]?! 

[christiannightmares / videogum.]

Sponsored by a religious organization that thinks that sex before marriage is the sole cause for STIs, teen pregnancy, and abortion, completely ignoring the fact that comprehensive sex education is proven to reduce these. The organization also believes homosexuality is wrong. You can have sex before marriage and be safe too!

Notes

  1. thatothersmaybelovedmorethani reblogged this from empty-and-beautiful
  2. tafakara reblogged this from christiannightmares and added:
    HAHAHAHA cuál es la necesidad de ser cockblocker
  3. donnezmoi-lagloire reblogged this from actionbitchreloaded and added:
    So I’m not gonna be successful? damn..
  4. portableairport reblogged this from christiannightmares and added:
    the sassy black friend voice was
  5. a-humble-vaudevillian-veteran reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    You’re shitting me, surely?
  6. wewillwigglethebear reblogged this from rinneko and added:
    Sponsored by a religious organization that thinks that sex before marriage is the sole cause for STIs, teen pregnancy,...
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  11. compulsiveobsession reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    A higher success rate at what, exactly?
  12. betaadamantium reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I was expecting parody. My head hurts now.
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  14. rochellejade91 reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    They didn’t show...part where the guy jacks himself off in the car :P
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  16. oh-raspberries reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I KNOW A KID WHO HELPED MAKE THE ORIGINAL ONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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