C*ckblocking Bear of the Day: Purity Bear returns with some sass to prevent a couple of mild-mannered adults from throwing their lives away for some meaningless, natural sex.
Seriously, don’t these registered voters know that [enter completely made-up statistic that will ultimately do far more damage than a few minutes of a safe and healthy expression of normal human sexuality ever could here]?!
Sponsored by a religious organization that thinks that sex before marriage is the sole cause for STIs, teen pregnancy, and abortion, completely ignoring the fact that comprehensive sex education is proven to reduce these. The organization also believes homosexuality is wrong. You can have sex before marriage and be safe too!
HAHAHAHA cuál es la necesidad de ser cockblocker
So I’m not gonna be successful? damn..
the sassy black friend voice was
You’re shitting me, surely?
Sponsored by a religious organization that thinks that sex before marriage is the sole cause for STIs, teen pregnancy,...
A higher success rate at what, exactly?
I was expecting parody. My head hurts now.
They didn’t show...part where the guy jacks himself off in the car :P
I KNOW A KID WHO HELPED MAKE THE ORIGINAL ONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA